Happy Anniversary D&M, now quit eating donuts!!

Sometimes I wonder why I have issues with food and then I read what my parents have been up to. Who buys a dozen donuts and scarfs them down immediately?!!! Who does that??? My parents, that's who. Gross. It has taken me a couple of decades to realize that you don't have to eat everything all at once because there may never be another donut offered again (although, realistically, my parents ARE pretty old so they may never get another chance to eat a donut.)( if they keep eating those bloody donuts they may just die of a donut related incidence!). The truth is there is ALWAYS another donut around the corner. We can get a donut whenever we want. We don't actually have to eat twelve at a time. Now smarten up Mom and Dad...I don't want to hear these disturbing donut stories anymore!!!! Contrary to rumor and public belief I actually DO want you alive (well, for a little bit longer anyway)!! Oh yeah...Happy Anniversary Mom & Dad....here's to 51 years of happily ever after!!!!